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Saturday, November 28, 2009

His Jedness' Height: A Reader's Email

I see what you're saying, my sweet sandcrab.

178cm = 5.839 feet. Your math makes you think 5 ft 8in. Is mighty short, yes?

But let the Super Eight Ball Math Whiz take you through some math mistakes made by silly little auto-converters. They forget that there are 12 inches in a foot, you see. This mistake is made a lot while converting cm wrongly.

The 5.839 'feet' is a decimalised value, but since it is not 10 inches to a foot, you, my sandhopper, must multiply that .839 by 12 to arrive at the remaining inches. Thus, 70 inches = 5ft 10in = 5.833 feet. The inch-cm conversion factor is simply 1 inch = 2.54cm. So. Another way to put it. 178cm = 70.079 inches (6 feet = 60 inches), or 5ft 10in. Or, if Jed's fucking around with you when he said about 178 and is really 179, then give him another half-an-inch.

Man. He really had y'all going there, hadn't he? From the amount of chatter about his 178cm in forums and email, you'd think those readers were talking about other inches on the dude. Aren't you more interested in Hell's "scimitar of love" instead? *insert grin*

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Thursday, November 05, 2009

What, Me Worry?

All the commandos, Dr. Kirkland, along with T. and other GEM operatives are walking around with frowns these days, whispering among themselves, and behaving strangely overall.

Why are they so worried about Hell? She's sleeping, isn't she? They called her condition an induced coma. So, isn't that just sleep? And they're the one inducing it, right?

Strange human behavior.

Even stranger: Jed not being allowed near her. Why? I can't see that happening for long.

Must find out more about this human condition called coma.

Thursday, October 29, 2009

It's Been Out A Few Weeks

Dudettes, I've given you three weeks to peruse through the Virtually Hers files. Do you have any questions, you know, things that need my imput? Of course, all I have are bits and pieces of information and percentage calculations....

I'll have you know, though, that I've never seen Number Nine angry before. Insert *Wow. What happened to Mr. Impersonal? Must study this human phenomena.

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Thursday, September 03, 2009

Jed And Hell Sitting In A Tree

Did you know that Jed and Hell went on a date as Mr. and Mrs. Jones? Insert *gasp*, dude. I have no details.

But I'm trying to compute--what would Jed do for fun? And how would he rate as Mr. Romantic. If I could laugh, I would.

Maybe you can use your imagination and give me some scenarios. Can you see His Jedness, as you GlowPeeps like to call him, making conversation? Holding hands with dear Hell? Whispering sweet nothings?!!!!

No? Me neither.

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