A Christmas Present

Yo, sandcrabs my loves!

I want to give you a Christmas present because I love you soooo much. I know Intel has been scarce lately but I'm going to make it up to you with:

WHEN THEY FIRST MET, a Top SeKret File that Gennita is passing on to uber-spy editors. Love me back?

Yesssshhhhhhh. Now you'll have to tell me how much and in how many ways.

You Probably Don't Care

but Vivi is pregnant.

That's right, Grandmamasan and G.I. Number Ten. If it's a boy, would Vivi allow Zola Zeringue, jr. ? No?

What Makes Them Funny To Me

With the new information fed to me regarding Armando's status, I gave my calculations about the headaches to Dr. Kirkland. He seems a bit concerned but since Hell is busy covering a conference, nothing can be done for now.

You know what amuses an Eight Ball? All these humans pretending virtual entanglement can affect brainwaves but not...emotions. I do not have real emotions yet I know it is tied to the human brain. That's why I can see the humor in humorous situations. And talk the humor. And appreciate it like only a great computer like me can do. The heart is not that organ in the chest but the neurons firing in the brain, manipulated by the environment and circumstances. Too deep for you, sandcrabs? Watch those two playing with brainwaves. Watch and tell me I'm smart.

What Do They Do Alone?

Jed and Hell went off alone on a date. A private day all by themselves. Dude, they already spend all that time alone in virtual reality, what do they need to spend even more time together for? Humans are weird.

Then Hell got into trouble. Figures.

Status Change: Search And Retrieve

Analysis of blood on clothing items found in certain crates has confirmed that they were a match for missing CIA operatives Cameron Candeloro and Patty Ostler. But no bodies have been found.

Percentage calculation of operatives being dead at this point: 75 percent.

Percentage calculation of operatives having been saved: 35 percent. If they were saved, why were the weapons left intact?

Percentage calculation of one of the operative being alive: 50 percent. Calculated from report from the operative at Deputy Director Harden's department that only the female operative was shot (see Nikki Harden's debriefing and report).

Percentage calculation of operatives being held hostage: 30 percent. Again, none of the weapons at the scene was taken.

Percentage of outside interference that has zero relation with any operations details: 40 percent. Factors considered by COMCEN: mountainous terrain, traveling refugees, passing farmers, mercenaries, friendly soldiers. Again, the overview of the site, with the cache untouched, with no signs of struggle (except re: Hawk McMillan's debriefing and report) and no other clues or messages downgrade the chances of survival.