Monday, January 10, 2005

Painful Conclusion

What is this with all these emails about Cam and Patty? It's very logical:

1) They have been missing for months.

2) They were last thought to have been stuffed into crates used by the CIA for supposedly relief aid shipments.

3) I used the word 'stuffed' because I have no idea whether they were alive at that point in time.

4) Assuming they were alive then, how did they escape their fate of being locked inside the crate or crates?

5) How long can they survive without food or water? If they were in these shipments, presumably the ones we are tracing, it is already known that they aren't relief aid shipments. So there is no rescue at the end of this 'aid' dumping.

6) And if they did escape their confinement, somehow, why hadn't they contacted someone?

Huh? Huh? See how miniscule the probability of their survival is? I'm just giving you the facts I have. When there is more information, things might change. But right now, these two humans' fates look very, very bleak indeed.

4 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Why do you torture us? I know that Patty and Cam MUST be alive somewhere! They have to be!!

10:51 PM  
Sarah said...

Way to be optimistic, DUDE! You could at least sugar coat it or something. I mean of course we know the probabilities of their survival, we aren't imbeciles..or most of us aren't. But,still, we would like to hope that two of our favorite people made it out alive, and are even now looking for a way to help their fellow special ops brothren.

6:15 PM  
Leslie said...

Oh ComCen Eight Ball, surely you can do something to help? Please? I mean, isn't there something, SOMETHING, you can do? Cam and Patty are so sweet together!

10:16 PM  
The COM CEN 8-Ball said...

Hope is like those bed crumbs leading to the witch's Sugar Loaf House. Look! It's Stash and Marlena with some leads! Look, look! They've extended their honeymoon! Crumbs, crumbs, everywhere. Follow the trail, children....

9:17 AM  

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