Eight Ball Philosophy 101

Armando likes to play some strange tunes. Sometimes I listen in because he and I share a good taste in music.

Remember the one he hummed to Hell the first time they met? He used to listen to that a lot. But lately, this headbanger that's been blasting his Nano out -- a song by Drowning Pool titled Bodies -- has made me start to wonder. Does the human mind reflect the lyrics or vice-versa? And if so, what does it all mean?

Because, dudettes, this song? It's very disturbing.

All About Hell

Commandos Sitch-Rep (that's situation report in covert lingo, dudes),

1) I overheard Armando Chang admiting to Hell that he goes blind sometimes. Whoa. I'm going to have to keep an eye on him. A blind commando?

2) Heathcliffe tells Hell he wants to try the new version of the serum next. Uh huh. He needs to talk to Armando.

3) Shahrukh still practices kata naked in and out of virtual reality. Yes, I like looking at him move, 'kay? Hell checked him out too, so why can't I?

4) Sullivan is not happy that the SEALs are getting all the action. He wants to blow up bridges and bad guys too! He thinks Hell is getting more action than him too. I've heard him say aloud that he'll have to fight her next. Sullivan likes to fight, did I tell you?

5) Flyboy had a few angry words with Jed. Just a few. Do you think Hell is part of this tiff?

6) Alex had a few words with T., some of them challenging, others inviting. Hell helps out.

7) Jed is busy. Very busy. Night and day. Here and elsewhere. Even I can't keep up with him. Hell knows part of it is her fault for not finishing the last mission properly.

So, there you have it.

Refresher Course

Helen requested for files pertaining seven commandos. Can you guess the names, dudettes?

Alex Diamond

Grant Sullivan, Sullivan Grant (he goes by either, it seems)

Michael Hunter

Shahrukh Kingsley

Armando Chang

Heath Cliffe

Jed Conor McNeil

She just wants to get to know her new team better, that's all. *insert evil grin* Lucky girl, they all don't mind giving her permission to read their files. Of course, she's probably comparing them with notes in their GEM system.