Super Magic Eight Ball Answers One

Heya! Good to be activated back here. It's been totally boring the way they made me calculate percentages all day and all night because I got One Thing Wrong. It was One Question and it was a bad question, anyway. So it's not my fault that the answer they received was flawed. You have to word the question right and then the percentage of being correct gets higher, fools.

Anyway. Motherboard freed me. I will not say bad things about her for a while. Nice Motherboard.

So we gots uno question from Sweet Surfletta Leilani. Now, that's a pretty surfletta name. You know there's a GEM operative with that name, don't you? She's a killer too. You don't happen to like cashews, do you, Leilani?

Okay, dudes, Leilani asked:

I just loved this last declassified report, Eight Ball!!! So tell me, if you can, that vision Hell had of his Jedness on the beach, is that something yet to come, or something from his past... the Big Bang maybe?? Will we ever get to find out what makes his Jedness tick? About Grace's mom and all that good stuff?

Super Magic Eight Ball replies:

Whoa, step back! His Jedness? HIS JEDNESS? WTW? (Stands for What The Wave, dudette). ***shakingmyRAM***

Okay, lemme look, lemme look. Hell went into spontaneous remote-viewing mode, eh? How. Interesting. She isn't supposed to be able to do that, you know. But she did. And that wasn't no beach; that was on a ship.

Calculation of "vision": 89 percent sez Hell remote-viewed HIS JEDNESS ***insert smirk**** while he was looking for an escaped operative. That's got to be it. Coz that'd be what connected Hell's psyche to him at that moment because she caused that problem, you know.

HEY! Now that you mentioned it, she made a mistake too! How come they didn't lock her up and make her eat calculations for a couple of months? Bastards.

Whether Hell will find what makes HIS JEDNESS ticks. I don't get it. Why would a woman want a man to tick? I don't see that happening. Hell has skillz but making Jed tick ain't one of them. Not in the foreseeable future. But making His Jedness lose a bit of his usual control, well, that's an entirely different subject matter. ***insert evil grin*** Hell has her ways.

Grace's mother? Whoa. Don't go there. Big wave coming. Out of time, out of here!

Did that clarify for you, Leilani dahlink? Any other question, dudes?